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Does This Ad Make You Want to Eat Yogurt or Throw Up?

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Mar 7, 2012 in Tech Geek | 63 comments

Stefan Pinto would rather go naked than get fat, which is why he has been ejaculated upon by the entire Voskos yogurt factory nightshift and replaced his genitals with a tech-savvy QR code.

Or something.

So speak up. Does this Voskos ad make you want to chow down on yogurt or go to town on Stefan?

Or throw up. We musn’t forget that vomiting is also an option here.

(via Copyranter)

http://www.facebook.com/LordArtemis Michael Artemis Harris

Eww…. That actually looks really disgusting…. The yogurt is all chunky and just ewww…. Plus eating all that Yogurt will most likely make you fat.

Anonymous

Yes. There’s a LOT of sugar in those little packs.
Anonymous

YA its nasty….. nasty …. I like the body though .. And his face is like a butt. ;P
http://www.facebook.com/people/Brighton-Rose/1496281025 Brighton Rose

Michael, you did see the naked man, right? LOL

http://www.facebook.com/LordArtemis Michael Artemis Harris

He really isn’t all that attractive, especially with all that chunky ass yogurt all over him. Plus if we would rather go naked then be fat, I would rather droll over someone with a better attitude than him towards plus sized people.

http://www.facebook.com/themusicofsammelnick Sam Melnick

Someone hasn’t had Greek Yogurt before. The stuff is delicious. Let’s just hope that Voskos makes theirs fat free.

Jacob Ryan

I just got the harshest craving for yogurt. But as long as there’s fruit on the bottom.

Anonymous

Oh honey, this ad is ALL fruit.

Jacob Ryan

I’ll BE the fruit on the bottom. *fans self*

Is it hot in here? No?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365172585 James Rodgers Jr

Oooh. Fruit on the Bottom…my favourite

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V4OSR5JPR7R23HMZOPJ66PLPVQ Kereokacola

I could care less about the yogurt, just give me some Stefan.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1202283780 Cara Andrichak Rosson

Throw up, definitely. And I’m a straight-ish woman.
http://profile.yahoo.com/QVUMOZLWMTSMJSKMEPF63V64AA Luis

Makes me want to lick it off!!! LOL
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1644871656 Russ Simon

I wonder how many people are going to get that vomiting comment… It is totally not PC, but in the spirit of a sassy quid pro quo, it was funny.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1812350581 Brandon J. Thacker

Hmmm I wonder if we have any in the fridge, I could use it as Stefan bait
http://www.facebook.com/raleigh.tolson Raleigh Tolson

I’ll take the dude any time.
http://twitter.com/Markay_Zolanski Mark Cee

om nom nom nom!!!!

Oh wait….the yogurt too!
http://www.facebook.com/diesel3981 Joshua Morrison

Well…. I’m not going to eat yogurt anytime soon now. This is pretty much “Fat Shaming”. Meaning that one would rather be nekkid than to be a little overweight. Shame to whoever’s idea this was. And shame to this random guy for endorsing it.
http://www.facebook.com/people/David-B-Boley/503413016 David B Boley

I would go to town on both him and the yogurt Oh YUM!!!
http://mattbaume.com/ mattymatt

I’d rather he go naked AND get fat.
http://www.facebook.com/NYviaLA Jay Alexander Taylor

How did he manage to eat all that yogurt and still get cottage cheese thighs tho?
Anonymous

yogurt bukkake now I could get into that
Anonymous

is that really supposed to be APPEALING? ych
http://www.facebook.com/GuardianTUX Isaac Lopez

I just don’t get his phrase: “I’d rather be naked… etc.”

As if we had our own way, I think that most of us would rather Stefan Pinto be naked than eat or be covered in yogurt! And what does being naked and being fat have to do with one another? Like fat people don’t or can’t get naked? I’m not overweight myself, but I have no problem with people of different shapes and sizes. I’ve chased some chubbies in my days.
It’s just an ad, a silly stupid sexy ad. & yeah, too much of anything, even yogurt is bad for you.
http://www.facebook.com/wbohlken Will Bohlken

There are many things i would do to him with that yogurt… as long as it wasn’t chunky like that. that is the main problem there. other than that, it works
http://www.facebook.com/people/Hannah-Jinn/1051686072 Hannah Jinn

….I’d rather be fat than pose in an unflattering ad like this.
Anonymous

This ad actually doesn’t really make much sense… I mean, I get that they’re shamelessly ripping off PETA, but it’s like… yeah, duh. You wouldn’t go naked if you were fat, because you’re only capable of being so proud of showing off your body because you’re in badass shape.
http://www.facebook.com/naz.runfola Naz Runfola

I think the bigger issue is body image! He would rather be naked than fat, WTF!
http://www.facebook.com/shane.mcgarry Shane McGarry

he’s pretty and all but the slogan is stupid. ”I’d rather go naked that get fat”. Um if I looked like that I’d rather go naked than do pretty much anything
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cameron-Monger/623885470 Cameron Monger

well.. Im lactose intolerant
Ref Fos

Yogurt is actually a food fetish of mine, unlike whipped cream.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=44505230 Cody Heindselman

I will lick it off.
http://www.facebook.com/KracivaVnutri Tevin Shaw

*barf* that’s just….no….no! Even if it was a woman it would still be gross!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=755764524 Jeremy Burns

so im wondering how this ad makes fat people feel??? if the ad said he’d rather go naked than be gay, he would be attacked for hate speech!!!!! i’m sure that fat people can think of a worse thing than being fat!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=853214878 Raymond Weaver

I love yogurt. Stephen, wanna share?
Anonymous

I cant eat dairy products, so this doesn’t make me hungry. And there’s nothing wrong with being overweight. Stop hating Hot man who really really likes yogurt! Oh! Just looked at his hips. Never mind he can say whatever he wants.
http://www.facebook.com/Rinraw Monica Wireman

*fans self* I crave the man beneath the yogurt. XDDD
http://www.facebook.com/geo.latta Geo Latta

I’m all in favor of C** guzzeling but this just looks sort of gross- and the look on his face makes me think he thinks it’s nasty too.
David_in_Houston

I would sell my Mom into white slavery, if it meant that I could lick that yogurt off of his body.
http://www.facebook.com/krt40356 Kenny Tackett

I don’t get it. :( *confused look on face
http://www.facebook.com/kirsten.sparks1 Kirsten Sparks

Gross. Never eating yogurt again.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1682859047 Anna R. Lankford

i dont like nuts in my yogurt
http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com/ PeacefulMichael!

Well it is a nice body……….but about the last thing that it looks like is yogurt. And what a hot mess. Remind me to put a sheet down if dude is coming over to eat yogurt with me…and have a garden hose on standby.
http://www.facebook.com/logan.vega Logan Vega

mmmmmm I want yogurt..
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=194002341 Darek M

That is gross, yep makes me want to throw up.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SVCZMRLDDV6RVQYG3FSPBJCZHI Eddie

he is alright from the neck down..his face does nothing for me….and that yogurt..just nasty
http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Wright/100002112844265 Michael Wright

Stefan’s hotness is a bit stronger, than my urge to throw up…I could deal.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1247901029 Trip Affleck

i’d rather stay fat than be an insensitive douchebag pretty boy who will probably off himself with pills by the time he’s 40 because he’s losing his looks.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Suarez/1112370823 Jesus Suarez

My mouth waters…..
Daniel Cavanaugh

I don’t really want to see any guy covered in chunky yogurt. Gag reflex.
Daniel Cavanaugh

Chunky being the operative word in that statement.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1066749280 Micheal G Groshong

I am gay: I like fruit and nuts ; this guy has both. What is there not to like?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1321673512 Eric Smith

Not only am I gonna puke, but Im off dairy…permanently.
Shine

It made me burst out laughing.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hanson/1511462443 Dan Hanson

Thats a small QR code!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1120591116 Nik Conte

Im so hot right now, I dont even know where my number keys are.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Marez/100000028543041 Jacob Marez

lol eww it looked good till i saw the lumpy yogurt all over his legs haha
http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Berg/803054650 David Berg

With all the people starving and going hungry, that is just wasteful. If he insists on doing advertisements like this I guess I will just have to volunteer to lick the excess off of him (and make sure I get all the nooks and crannies).
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Mathew-McKinstry/1345726170 Bryan Mathew McKinstry

I would DEFINITELY eat that yogurt…THEN maybe I’d throw up..not sure..but I would definitely enjoy the fruit on the bottom…oh who am I kidding I would BE the fruit on the bottom lmao
http://profile.yahoo.com/XFWWAOLUCSO7HSZAYH47FQ77NU DaddysGuyDOTcom

i want to eat him not the yogurt
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517811899 Jacob M McIntyre

Being gay, Yes….. HA HA!!! But my Staight sister say’s NO!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=824256520 Samuel Vincent Evans

feeling hungry for some beef.. actually
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000083008770 Michel Taylor

Bottom =D