Pat Robertson: The Bible is VERY CLEAR About Skipping Your Lesbian Sister’s Wedding
Gay people defame their own bodies and do such evil, terrible things to themselves that the Bible itself nearly bursts into flames every time a lesbian wedding takes place.
It’s like the “every time a bell rings and angel gets its wings” scene from It’s a Wonderful Life, but with hellfire and scissoring.
Which is why Pat Roberson urges a woman who has been asked to be a bridesmaid in her sister’s wedding to not only decline the bridal duties, but to skip the entire wedding outright!
“The Bible is so clear” about this issue. Attending a lesbian wedding is tantamount to blessing an abomination with your own vagina! Come on now! This is practically Romans 101!
Kathryn, please make sure you pamper yourself the day you skip out of the festivities. Take a spa day. Get your hair did. Mani and pedi, even. Whatever you do, just make it worth it. To quote you, you’ll be “ruining your relationship” with your sister forever. So you might as well make it worth it.
It’s all there in the Bible, y’all!