‘AFA Thinks They’re Holy Crusaders, But They’re Really Gargamel from The Smurfs’
The American Family Association aren’t just a recognized hate group, they’re cartoon villains that escaped into the real world. They’re driven by hate, choose actual comics characters as their enemies and still fail humiliatingly and publicly. They think of themselves as righteous crusaders, because they’re exactly the sort of assholes who still use the word “crusade,” but they’re really Gargamel from the Smurfs: fighting ridiculously soft fictional targets just because they’re the same gender and happy together, and still managing to lose.
It’s brutal! It’s fantastic. It’s the truth.