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‘AFA Thinks They’re Holy Crusaders, But They’re Really Gargamel from The Smurfs’

Cracked.com has a few things to get off their chest about the American Family Associations hilariously failed attempt to boycott Archie Comics’ new gay character, Kevin Keller.

The American Family Association aren’t just a recognized hate group, they’re cartoon villains that escaped into the real world. They’re driven by hate, choose actual comics characters as their enemies and still fail humiliatingly and publicly. They think of themselves as righteous crusaders, because they’re exactly the sort of assholes who still use the word “crusade,” but they’re really Gargamel from the Smurfs: fighting ridiculously soft fictional targets just because they’re the same gender and happy together, and still managing to lose.

Go read the entire thing right this very second at Cracked.

It’s brutal! It’s fantastic. It’s the truth.