Donald Trump Jr: I Wish Everyone Was Gay!
America’s favorite Rosie O’Donnell nemesis’ son, Donald Trump Jr., breaks with his father on the subject of LGBT people. Trump Jr. gushes, “I wish everyone was gay!”
He continues, adding, “I think there was a time in my life, probably in college, that I wished every guy was gay because it meant more woman for me! I don’t know what everyone’s problem with it is, I wish everyone was gay! That’s always the way I thought about it. I have no issue with it. If I have to suffer through marriage why shouldn’t they?”
Ah yes, the old “more woman for me.” It’s unclear if Trump really used the singular woman instead of women, or if we’re just looking at a typo here. Either way, we kind of like it.
Thanks for the wishing, Trump! But if everyone were gay, we’re pretty sure that would been no woman for you.