Pat Robertson Says Oral Sex is OK for Married Couples, So Doesn’t That Mean…?

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Mar 16, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 5 comments

Scissor me timbers! The 700 Club’s resident grandpa Pat Robertson offers some surprising Biblical wisdom on oral sex in this must-see clip from the show.

Jesus himself whispered in Pat’s good ear that as long as married couples don’t think their sexual proclivities are inherently sinful in their hearts, then they are free to do whatever they wish with their smoking hot bods in the bedroom.

If your hard-on asks your heart politely, it can do whatever it likes – because God says so!

So if there’s no such thing as sexytimes sin between married couples, that must mean that same-sex spouses are in the clear, right? Glad to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth, Pat!

We call no take-backs!

Oh, but isn’t it just a bit too much the way co-host Kristi Watts pretends she doesn’t even know she has a vagina? “What’s sex? I’m just a girl!” Shush.