Student Body Scolded for Breaking University Plumbing System with Chronic Masturbation

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Mar 16, 2012 in Sex | 17 comments

There’s a monster swimming down in the sewers beneath the University of Manchester – and it’s made of semen!

We don’t envy the man tasked with keeping thousands of walking boners (Re: college students) from masturbating in their preferred manner. Though personally, I’ve never cared much for the upright and sudsy, if you know what I mean.

Best of luck to you, Mr. Woodhall!

http://www.facebook.com/baralia22 Justin Bollingmo

Hahaha. This is so funny!
http://www.facebook.com/Marionevarez1 Mario Nevarez

LMAO! HAHAHAHA
Anonymous

You know this is a prank, right? This happens at a different school every year.
http://www.facebook.com/jeff.coulter1 Jeff Coulter

Excuse my why I prepare my transfer transcript. I must go where I am called.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=626955436 Andy Olsen

My university had one of bulletins these go around last year! But what was hilarious about it was that my RA thought it was real, and her awkward way of going about telling the guys not to masturbate was hilarious for hours afterward
http://twitter.com/SeidaBacon Seida Bacon

I guess that makes Mr. Woodhall the “Dean of Emissions”!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevi-Equality/100002106564260 Kevi Equality

I find this all hard to swallow…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=887180542 Michael Blank

is this real??? lmao
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffrey-Allender/513563259 Jeffrey Allender

I could be their personal drain! MM MMM!
http://www.crotchzine.com/ Ben

Perhaps they should make some sort of “masturbation lounge” :p
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1166654557 Mathew Salisbury

Obviously a fake. The syntax in the last line is horrendous (“expected to be adhere to the regulations”)! Surely the University of Manchester (an “English” institution of higher education) wouldn’t produce a letter with such a glaring misuse of the English language! Sheesh!

http://twitter.com/lazingaro Janis Zingaro

And they misspelled Manchester in the web link. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=853214878 Raymond Weaver

This creates hysterical visions in my head.
Kevin Webb

Is it April 1 already?
http://twitter.com/sychun1907 천 성 연

Well this is amusing.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Thulin/686501977 Tyler Thulin

The cameraman should call Apple and get his camera replaced if it’s still under warranty. Mine has the same defect, but it’s out of warranty now
http://twitter.com/HeySystole Τίμόθεος

Ugh I wish college campuses would come up with more original prank ideas. This one is really, really tired by now.

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