Charlize Theron On LGBT Advocacy and the Biggest Penis She’s Worked With
Go on and take a bow, Michael Fassbender. Your penis is a revelation!
Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation,” she said to the howling audience. “I’m available to work with it any time.”
Theron also offered up her thoughts on LGBT advocacy.
At any other event, the cheerleader line would have been the breakout. But Fassbender’s penis is the Lennon of this news cycle. So would you please mind stepping back into second place there, McCartney?
We’re happy to have you on the team, Charlize! I just hope we can make space for you, what with that enormous Fassboner hogging up half of the room…
The very NSFW Fassbender crotch shot is over at Naked Baked, FYI. Try to contain yourselves.