Wait Until You Hear How This Priest Got a Potato Stuck in His Butt
My bloggy pal Daniel tipped me off today about a story that he thought would be right up my butt…err…alley. Right up my alley.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: ‘He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
‘But it’s not for me to question his story.’
Well as long as he says it definitely was not due to a sex game…
Strangely, this is not the first time we’ve written about gay potatoes here at Unicorn Booty.
What’s the strangest food item that’s ever impaled itself in YOUR butt while hanging curtains naked in the kitchen? Sound off in the comments below.