Wait Until You Hear How This Priest Got a Potato Stuck in His Butt

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Mar 29, 2012 in OMGWTFLOL | 28 comments

My bloggy pal Daniel tipped me off today about a story that he thought would be right up my butt…err…alley. Right up my alley.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: ‘He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

‘But it’s not for me to question his story.’

Well as long as he says it definitely was not due to a sex game…

Strangely, this is not the first time we’ve written about gay potatoes here at Unicorn Booty.

What’s the strangest food item that’s ever impaled itself in YOUR butt while hanging curtains naked in the kitchen? Sound off in the comments below.

niko v

Likely story WHY were there Potatoes Any where near him in the first place he was hanging curtains? lol
http://twitter.com/BobAKABuffy BobAKABuffy

Can I just say that must be one gaping butthole to so easily accept a potato that then couldn’t come back out on its own!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Becca-Hoffman/503927819 Becca Hoffman

I was just thinking the same thing..

http://www.crotchzine.com/ Ben

Just an accident………of course it was
DesertSun59

All one has to do is to find out what lube he used and the story dissolves.
http://www.facebook.com/aterciopelado Eduardo Ramirez

I understand him I once fell on a watermelon! my rectum just opened wide and ate the melon!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Becca-Hoffman/503927819 Becca Hoffman

lmao this made my day!
Anonymous

I <3 you now lol!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-Begay/1062609844 Jay Begay

(0_0)………………… LMFAO!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tiffany-Jeffords/1502506418 Tiffany Jeffords

the big question is “Why was he naked while hanging curtains?” Now I have no problem with people walking around naked in their own homes as long as the curtains are closed and no one can see them. For one thing its not legal to walk in front of windows were minor children can see you. I know this because the old man who lived in my condo complex was arrested 4 times for Indecent exposer because of this. So why was a man of the cloth standing in full view of a window where minor children can see him naked? As a cover story its not very good.
Anonymous

no one has anything to say about why he was hanging curtains NAKED?? a PRIEST naked IN THE WINDOW??? clearly he couldn’t have thought this excuse through, as he could have at least been hanging a picture, with the shades drawn!!!!
~just sayin

Anonymous

by the way, it took a minute to create a login here to send my comment… i realise someone also pointed this out before mine went thru.. lol but this is a story oh so ludicrous!

http://www.facebook.com/lyka.reynard Lyka Reynard

I had an ex that used an ice cube there to wake me up one morning.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=306000454 Jessica Van Essen

i take it that is why it is an “ex”? ;)

Anonymous

Who hangs cutains when naked? Can anyone see in the windows? Why lie about it? Maybe if he waited long enough, eventually sprouting a stem, he could pull the spud out along with it……….THen peel it, and cook it and make mash potatoes and eat the evidence! LOL!
http://www.facebook.com/alainab1 Alaina Barton

That happened to my friend once when he was trying to make french fries while naked, but that’s not the story his Boyfriend gave me
http://www.facebook.com/aoniumo.mi Ly Pres

Poor potato.
http://www.facebook.com/aoniumo.mi Ly Pres

Poor, Mr. Potato.
http://profile.yahoo.com/5VBKRAVODRJU7O566XBICXVIW4 DIno

OK…if it’s that easy for a potato to “slip” up there we have another problem..boys we all know it takes a little spit and time to get a pinky up there..but a POTATO..come on thou shall not have sex with a potato..lol
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1093928495 Robert Denos Wilcox

Hanging curtains? Or playing with the rod?
http://www.facebook.com/KracivaVnutri Tevin Shaw

this is an old story. an urban legend I believe and has been told many times.
http://profile.yahoo.com/CKDVH6FYJMDK2FINL7AUBBGAGU Chris C

I accidentally and by mistake sat on an entire Edible Arrangements Table centerpiece while washing my windows nude and had to have it surgically extracted… does that count?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000929161447 Shannon Barber

LOL I am loving this
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000929161447 Shannon Barber

Shouldn’t he be arrested for being naked in front of a window, though? And who the hell hangs curtains nude?
Anonymous

Years ago I had a futon bed. I came around the corner and jumped without looking and almost landed on a liter coke bottle next to the bed. I got the giggles thinking how close I came to standing in the ER saying, “NO, really, I know everyone says this but I really did fall on it!!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Cox/100000370637763 Scott Cox

Well I am so glad that every other “role Model” or not so much, seem to be doing redecorating in the nude and finding they have a gaping hole that is lubed up for some spud action. I find the story funny.. and wow does any person actually believe anyone believes this shit. I am just at a wow ..
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephen-Scott/100001031473366 Stephen Scott

Who is the out of touch priest? Hanging curtains naked in the kitchen. Oh, please! Curtains are soooo 2005. Blinds are the thing to have now.
http://profile.yahoo.com/M6ILD3SJV4UXWOXZKOLVEFGHKM Dannie!♥

1 Question: Why Was he naked in the KITCHEN?

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