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Who Knew OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia) Was an Actual Medical Problem?

Posted by on Mar 29, 2012 in UB Book Club | 10 comments

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a problem faced by thousands of men, so says How to Live with a Huge Penis.

From Amazon:

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

•  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis •  and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

I’m not even going to lie. I found this today while searching for the next book in The Hunger Games series, of all things! My Instagram followers know that I got stuck in the Houston airport for four hours last weekend and finally broke down and bought the first one.

But with this literary delight unearthed before me, I know longer know which book to spring for next! Decisions, decisions. Decisions of absurd proportions, even! I mean, the co-author of this book is Reverend Owen Thomas, for goodness sake!

If you want to learn more about Unzipping and Big Blessings, you can buy your own copy of How to Live with a Huge Penis over at Amazon.

Shall we all make a book club date to discuss it sometime next month? I’ll bring crudités!