What Straight Girls Think Lesbian Sex Is (Comic)

I think that’s more what guys think we do.  

I’ve actually never heard this. Most likely, it’s just indicative of the people I talk to and the education level in my community. Also, the degree of sexual experimentation? There was a lot of that going around my high school…

xD it makes more sense if you read the strip before it as well. It’s actually a funny as hell comic. 

Also, most straight guys have watched a lot of lesbian porn in their lives (lesbianism is the #1 fetish among straight men… never understood that, myself), so most of them should at least understand the basic mechanics.

When I was a kid and thought that admiring naked girls was a completely normal thing for heterosexual girls to do, I thought it was all scissoring, all the time. I didn’t know the term for it, and I didn’t know there was porn of the concept, nor had I seen it in action. This was around the time that I thought that heterosexual sex involved something like rolling down a hill. Maybe I wanted sex to be more like a horizontal waltz at the time; seemed so romantic.

Yeah, it turns out that I’m some sort of gender-irreverent demisexual, and I’m not exactly missing the grass stains that my original theory required.