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The Sims 3 Goes Gay with Same-Sex Soldier Smooch Commercial

Everyone’s favorite virtual reality timesuck that nobody actually plays anymore, The Sims, is back with a new installment that’s so 2012.

The Twilightization, American Idolization and DADT Repealization of the game that spawned a million impostors is evident in vampires, microphones and yes, even a same-sex soldier smooch in the latest commercial for the franchise.

Is going gay enough of an incentive for you to pick up the game that most of you dropped a decade ago? And just how long until Christians attack the game for it’s sinister demonic undertones?

We mean the gay soldiers, not the vampires, obviously!