Turn Your Vagina into a Mexican Restaurant with Vagine Cuisine

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Apr 17, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 5 comments

Vagine Cuisine, what’s that?

“Vagine Cuisine is a remarkable new intimacy enhancer that alters the taste of a woman’s most intimate parts. By harnessing the power of cutting edge chemicals from China, your partner can enjoy the mouthwatering flavors of his favorite foods.”

Spicy Fajita? Ay ay ay!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=688217809 Allison Hoffman

I can *kind* of understand chili and fajitas but EGGS BENEDICT? Who the hell wants anything to taste like eggs Benedict?
http://www.facebook.com/KaimiRyu Adrian Sanchez

Make your taco taste like a taco!
Anonymous

There seems to be a theme this week of women feeling the need to alter their intimate regions. Here is a question for the gay men in the audience (I know you’re there, I can hear you dry heaving) — how often do you feel the need to change your aesthetics so that your partners won’t be horrified or disgusted by your nether regions? I mean, more than a piercing or two to enhance sensitivity, but something to change your overall look, flavor, texture, etc?

http://www.facebook.com/sammael88 Matthew Williamson

It’s actually not all that uncommon. Changing your diet to alter the taste of your semen isn’t unheard of. And then there’s the manscaping.

http://profile.yahoo.com/7OPFCMRG42ID5QHLKXDCYHSSZQ Lylli

Why would you put anything from China up there?

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