Strikingly Relevant: Pictures of Pantsless Mark Wahlberg
OK! You got me! Marky Mark isn’t really doing anything relevant in these pics, other than probably talking to his mom on the phone while doing stretches. We really don’t even know exactly when these pics were taken, but they’ve just recently been popping up, so they must be at least new-ish! Enjoy!
I mean look at that! It’s like BAM THIGHS! BAM ARMS! BAM BUTT! I really don’t know the context of these photos, but in the first one it looks like there’s some kind of lighting equipment present. Maybe he was doing a photo shoot and took a break? Maybe he’s working on another movie. Maybe “The Happening 2″ (please no)?
So what if some people think he’s a poor actor. And maybe he got upstaged by a prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights. And so what if he turned down the role in “Brokeback Mountain” that later went to Jake Gyllenhaal because the “sex scenes made him uncomfortable?” You know what? Homeboy is pushing 41 and still looks killer! And remember when he was super hot in the ’90s too?
I’m sorry that this post mostly became an outlet for me to swoon over Mark Wahlberg. That definitely wasn’t the intent (well, maybe not completely, anyway…). Don’t judge!