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Check Out the Giant Balls on These Yogurt-Eating Mice
Seeking to better understand the combative effects of a diet rich in yogurt on obesity, the geniuses over at MIT stumbled upon one giant discovery. Well, two really.
More important, that masculinity pays off. In mating experiments, yogurt-eating males inseminated their partners faster and produced more offspring than control mice. Conversely, females that ate the yogurt diets gave birth to larger litters and weaned those pups with greater success. Reflecting on their unpublished results, Erdman and Alm think that the probiotic microbes in the yogurt help to make the animals leaner and healthier, which indirectly improves sexual machismo.
Eat your yogurt, fellas!
Also, am I the only one who immediately heard the whistle from Moves Like Jagger in my head when I read the words mouse swagger? Can someone get on the all-mouse, all-giant testicle tribute video STAT?
(via Gizmodo)



