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Farewell Intercourse Law Would Allow Banging Your Newly Deceased Spouse
So uh, this happened yesterday:
A controversial new law, dubbed “Farewell Intercourse,” could possibly come into effect in Egypt which states that husbands will be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after their death.
The set of laws has sparked much controversy, specifically within Egypt’s National Council for Women, who has been campaigning against all of the laws that are “marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country’s human development,” as reported by The Daily Mail. Dr. Mervat al-Talawi, who is the head of the NCW appealed the law to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker, Dr. Saad al-Katatni on behalf of Egyptian women.
But then this happened today:
There’s of course one problem: The chances of any such piece of legislation being considered by the Egyptian parliament for a vote is zero. And the chance of it ever passing is less than that. In fact, color me highly skeptical that anyone is even trying to advance a piece of legislation like this through Egypt’s parliament. I’m willing to be proven wrong. It’s possible that there’s one or two lawmakers completely out of step with the rest of parliament. Maybe.
Phew. Close call, y’all.
Quick question, how would one even go about, you know. What with the juices and the parts and the engorging?
Also, if it was nice and legal, would you want one more chance?
