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Woman Kills Man Over Parking Spot By CRUSHING HIS TESTICLES

Posted by on Apr 27, 2012 in Bad News | 18 comments

Have you ever taken a blow to the balls so hard that you thought you might die from the unbelievable pain? It turns out you actually could!

According to witnesses talking to China News 24, the woman was riding a scooter and tried to park it in front of the man’s shop. She was going to pick up her son, who attends the elementary school in that neighborhood.

The man went out of the shop and told her that she couldn’t park her scooter there. She protested and a the shouting match started. After a while they started to fight physically. The woman called her husband and brother, who came to the scene. But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man’s testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

Paramedics rushed him to a nearby hospital, trying to resuscitate him along the way to no avail. The poor guy and his sad, sad scrotum are dunzo.

Such an unnecessary loss of life. And what a way to go! Here’s hoping that he and his balls have found peace in the great beyond.

(via Gizmodo)