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Dentist Pulls Every Single Tooth Out of Ex’s Mouth in Break Up Breakdown

Posted by on May 1, 2012 in Oh Hell No! | 5 comments

I can’t help but read about jilted dentist Anna Mackowiak punishing her ex-boyfriend Marek Olszewski by literally pulling every single tooth out of his mouth and not think of Amy Poehler.

While Olszewski was heavily sedated, Macowiak plucked all of his teeth out, the paper reported.

Mackowiak then bandaged Olszweski’s head and jaw to prevent him from opening his mouth so that her act would not be made apparent until he was home and far away from the dentist office.

“She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while,” Olszewski reportedly said. “That the bandage was there to protect the gums but that I would need to see a specialist.”

Mackowiak, for her part, said she just couldn’t control herself.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she said, according to the Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard.’”

I mean, Bitches be crazy, right?

(via NBC)