All Aboard the World’s First Gay Airline, FreshAir
We’re head-in-the-clouds smitten with FreshAir, the world’s first gay airline. Because, well, they shake drinks differently. Never mind the fact that it doesn’t actually yet exist.
Somebody tell that saucy lesbian pilot that our eyes are up HERE! And doesn’t the sugar daddy with the iPad look like the absolute sweetest sex worker-enthusiast you’ve ever seen in your life?! Also, what’s up the the shark?
You just give us two hours to get through airport security, and we’re ready to take off when you say so, FreshAir!