Crazy Woman Tells NE Legislators Rimjobs Will Kill You in 30 Minutes (Video)

Posted by Kevin Farrell on May 11, 2012 in OMGWTFLOL | 62 comments

Bristol Palin has officially no longer said the absolute craziest thing in the world this week.

There’s really no setup I could provide to properly give this testimony before a Lincoln, Nebraska anti-discrimination hearing the gravitas it deserves. If you want your brain to melt out of your ears (and you do!), just go ahead and press play.

Whoa.

Phil Mata

Yes, sir in background. I hilariously agree with you.

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

He’s kind of the best part of it all.

Phil Mata

I also noticed that around the 3:35 mark, even the elderly lady seated next to him (grandmother, perhaps?), got in on the “Is this tw*t serious?” awesomeness of the video.

Anonymous

UH someone should have called a Mental Hospital for her… Poor lady, its not even that she is anti-gay , she just sounds nuts. Today I ate fries, then a gay man ate fries —now fries turn people gay. Its sorta funny to make a game out of “how stupid can you be” .

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-Lauderdale/100003136419986 Jay Lauderdale

He’s kind of cute… I like a guy who enjoys a good comedy.

http://www.facebook.com/rabblesthebinx Brian Frang

o.O My…. I… blah… bzzzrt.
Bane

I’ve never been speechless before this. I honestly am at a loss for words… I think she speaks for herself… Wow…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Caroline-Jayda-Kirby/1190631409 Caroline Jayda Kirby

WHAT! And she thinks GAY people are the deranged ones?!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1322350973 David Campbell

You can’t make this shit up. And clearly she’s the Fox New fact checker.

Anonymous

Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks for proving you are idiot!
Anonymous

Oh Fox news. Where would we be without your hilarious propaganda? They’re ALMOST as good as the Onion. Except.. well, the Onion’s joking. XD

http://www.facebook.com/jack.vorhies Jack Vorhies

Whack job of the week, for reals. So AIDS is a fungus now? :-p
http://www.facebook.com/joshelder Josh Elder

My brain has seriously exploded……
http://www.facebook.com/krt40356 Kenny Tackett

It’s people like this crazy old brood that we should be afraid of.
Anonymous

Surreal. She can’t possibly be serious.
http://www.facebook.com/textureissue Jordan Fantabulous Prusinowski

She does realize that she spoke I think one full sentence in that farce she calls a speech?
http://www.facebook.com/dennis.pelletier1 Dennis Pelletier

OK, so it’s true, women are from Venus????????????

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594110116 Nhia Pheng Thao

No, she’s from Jupiter. That’s why she is stupider.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594110116 Nhia Pheng Thao

I just couldnt watch anymore. Her voice was just getting on my noise.
Anonymous

whaaatttt? This woman needs to be punch fucked.
Anonymous

This woman needs to be punch fucked by big hairy Lesbians.

Phil Mata

What she needs is a rimjob.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1142398025 Susan Trick Stebbins

Oh my gods, I just lost so many brain cells listening to her and trying to follow. What the f*ck is she ON?
http://www.facebook.com/imnutzz Roger Franklin

wow omg where did she escape from and why are they letting insane people have microphones.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Shar-Johnson/100000199386170 Shar Johnson

looks like they accidentally let the neighborhood schizophrenic bag lady in to testify. At least they made her leave her shopping cart outside.
http://www.facebook.com/evin17 Evin Michaels

I’m never going to get my 5 minutes back am I?
What WAS that?
http://www.facebook.com/clintpearson Clint Pearson

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH? Even the elderly woman seated next to the young (and admittedly hilarious) man got to the point where she seemed utterly bewildered!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=633047379 Dustin Larmore

Never has the OMGWTFLOL logo been so appropriate. Beyond insane and stupid.
http://www.facebook.com/bberlin Brandon Berlin

Well. I am sooo glad that Whitney was found naked; Heaven’s forbid she would be found wearing a sparkly thong and nipple tassles…someone might think she was working for her crack!
Molly Soucy

Not only could this woman not pronounce half the words in her insane rant, but most of what she said just didn’t make sense. If you’re going to be crazy, and waste people’s time with nonsense, at least learn how to speak in public so we can properly laugh at you. I’ve definitely lost brain cells listening to her crap.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Welsh/100000152298069 Bryan Welsh

only made it to 1:33 before my reality filter failed…apparently this woman has looked into the face of Cthulu…
http://www.facebook.com/donald.self2 Donald Self

yep i think shes a reporter for fox news
Anonymous

Before I even watch this, I want to comment that it is very suspicious that she knows what a rim job is. This definition of “rim” does not exist in the vocabulary of the average older straight woman. Believe me, I used it in a writing class, and the only person who knew what it meant was a gay man. Plus the straight man who Googled it, The rest of the class was asking what it meant, and bless his heart, he gently suggested that they might be better off leaving it to their imaginations.

Now on to the main event, watching this. Hard to believe anything today could beat Bristol, so this must be fantastic.
Travis Beard

I think in that entire tirade of babbling bullshit spewing from her mouth, she may have actually made a point to help the homosexual case. Inbreeding with your brother and/or sister can produce genetic mutations like this woman. My brain did start to turn to a soft mushy state after watching but luckily I will be dead from that rim job my husband enjoyed 20 minutes ago.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000371916099 Michael Strauss

This is funny because….she has mental health issues? She deserves our compassion.
Anonymous

Seriously, she is off her meds! Why do they let people like her ramble on? free speach? how about not letting ignorance speak? WTF!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1433868990 Jason Dols

Seriousily??? WTF LOL. Like to know where this tw*t got her facts. This is way too funny.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=661223576 Jess Storie

As a citizen of Omaha, Nebraska,I would like to point out that this woman doesn’t represent Nebraska’s majority opinions at all. She does represent the fringe lunatic minority though. Flawlessly.
http://www.facebook.com/corinne.googe Corinne Googe

This woman is known for yelling at the University students when they are walking to class. She is not taken seriously in the city of Lincoln. Luckily, this isn’t going to impact the voting for or against the ordinance. Omaha has passed it, and Lincoln is just as progressive.
http://www.facebook.com/corinne.googe Corinne Googe

agreed! I moved to Omaha and found it to be a very progressive place.
http://www.facebook.com/brentner Brent Peterson

Orgiers is officially the best word to describe gay people, EVER.
http://www.facebook.com/gfiege Gregory Fiege

What?!? WHAT?!? OMG!!! I’m over 40, I guess I better start planning my funeral…
http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Bellanger/100002081411022 William Bellanger

I just…what…? O_o
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanya-L-Miller/100000019547081 Tanya L. Miller

Oh god.. seriously?… and they talk about us..
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=771219087 Buddy Englett

Wow. Somebody needs to check her medications.
http://www.facebook.com/jminton1985 William Jason Lee

She must be Bisexual, as shes clearly insane…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dustin-Stutte/758464850 Dustin Stutte

Why do they even let people like this up to speak? They were clearly more interested in her 5 minutes being up rather than listening to her. All they did was placate her by pretending to listen to her nonsense. That was just a waste of everyone’s time.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000971710774 Harriet O’Neill

What is this woman??!!
The Romans went to colosseums to watch the deaths of Christians because it was entertainment NOT because they were or were not gay. They also delighted in the deaths of runaway slaves…the colosseums provided punishment and entertainment as well as many sporting events such as gladiator fights and chariot races.
How can sharing a room with someone pf the same sex make you gay? You either are or you are not to begin with and sharing a room won’t change that either way. Why is America so full of crazy people?
ps. You’re all welcome in the UK. We’re sane here,
http://www.facebook.com/DaliKalak Maranda Eve Cromwell

Oh my goodness. I am dying. THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND.
http://www.facebook.com/dhtroy Troy Morgan

The best part is watching the people behind her. LOL… poor crazy lady.
Marek Raciborski

Youtube comment: Note that this woman is a regular at Lincoln city council meetings. They
expect her and they’re polite to her, because she has schizophrenia.
(She lives in an assisted living facility.)

I know it can be hard to tell the difference between the crazy
right-wing and just the crazy, but this woman is simply mentally ill.
She really can’t be blamed for what she says.
http://www.facebook.com/meghanswanner Meghan Moore

“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
http://www.facebook.com/jay.jackson8899 Jay Gimpledore Jackson

Clearly deserves the OMGWTFLOL label. Also, love her use of the words, ‘homicider’, and ‘orgier’. And the fact that gays molest boys because they don’t have AIDS yet. And lesbians are seduced by Rohypnol. Thanks so much for posting this, it’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever watched.
http://www.facebook.com/LiBuchanan Lisa Buchanan

Wow….All I can say is Wow
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/OGYRZVAZ5I5E5QZX6CWZO6FLIQ Tess

I don’t think I’ve heard anything that crazy since my great aunt tried to convince me to buy her strawberry alcohol because she was too drunk on new years when I was 16.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=580675092 James Dean

As a Lincolnite, I can tell you that this woman hangs out in front of the University of Nebraska student union and talks gibberish all the time. She’s a diagnosed schizophrenic, and often testifies at city council meetings.
Since she is not incapable of taking care of herself and does not seem to be a threat to herself or others, she lives in an assisted-living facility and is free to come and go as she please, and indeed, do things like this.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=887180542 Michael Blank

I like how she said whitney was found without clothes in a bathtub… Because most people bathe fully dressed, right?
Ashli De Grado

Love the guy in the back. I wonder if this lady is religious? And remembers those priests? And I wonder where the hell she is getting these scientific facts? And if they are true…how many people this has actually happened to. She woman is absurd. And needs a slap in the face with TRUTH and REALITY. And a lifespan of 40? Oh my god!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=624281490 Canth Decided

It huuuuuuuurts….

I want to ask her…
How many homosexuals do you actually think there are in the world?
Because they would have to re-spawn like World of Warcraft monsters to be able to maintain a population of any kind if even *one* of these claims was true.

My brain was killed by stupid.
http://www.facebook.com/duir1177 David P. Smith

darn video made private so I can’t see it. I was looking forward to the laugh
http://profile.yahoo.com/5SYQXYQIVWJ3JWWCGFRYK7O6TI Zach

Apparently this woman legitimately has serious mental illnesses. That makes it not really funny anymore, but more sad that this is what society has taught her.
http://www.facebook.com/jackisback55 Jack Schueth

omg its crazy blue coat lady from unl

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