50 Cent was thiiiiis close to coming across as somewhat of a mature, decent man rising above the endemic homophobia in hip hop.
On gay marriage - “I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. The President…look how long it took him to say he was for same sex marriages. You understand? I’m up for it. If everyone else is for it, then hey, to each his own. I don’t have personal feelings towards it because I’m not involved in that lifestyle. I want people to be happy. It makes for everything to be better.”
But then he just kept talking…
On heterosexual organizations - “So in process, we need organizations for straight men. We do. We need organizations for straight men in the case you’ve been on the elevator and somebody decides they want to grab your little buns. Times are changing. Those organizations are set up for at one point they were being attacked for those choices. Now its completely different. Obviously [homosexuality] is more socially accepted.”
Keep your paws off of Fiddy’s little buns, y’all. Because we all know how gay men lose all control over their voluntary motor functions when in the presence of Y2K rap royalty. I mean, swoon, right?