Justin Bieber Reveals the Nickname of His Allegedly Gargantuan Penis
“Um, Jerry was actually the largest man,” he smirked, attempting a joke about Jerry Sokoloski, a 7’5″ 450 pound basketball player known as the “tallest man in Canada.”
Other fun facts shared by the Biebs in The Sunday Times? His hands and feet sweat profusely, and he can’t quite grow a full mustache yet. His eyebrows however are straight up OOC.
And while Justin’s camp would prefer we use this as an opportunity to include his Boyfriend video, we’ve decided to go a different route with today’s musical number.
Kids! They grow up so fast.
Still, we’re not fully buying this Jerry business. What would YOU name Justin Bieber’s penis instead?