Sweden Drafts Legislation to Ban Men from Peeing While Standing
The Left Party in Sörmland is taking a stand to ensure men take a seat when emptying their bladders in the county council’s own toilets.
Whyyyy? Why are you doing this to
meeeee my innocent Swedish brothers?!
The Left Party also cites medical research it claims shows that men empty their bladders more efficiently when they are seated.
The improved bladder evacuation not only reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party, but also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, the local Folket newspaper reported.
*Makes skeptical face*
Fellas, would you abstain from standing in the bathroom if it meant a more robust sex life?
(via The Local)