Woman Arrested for Squeezing Man’s Testicle Out of His Scrotum Pees in Cop Car
Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.
Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.
The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.
When police arrived to cart every man’s worst enemy off to the slammer, Gregory delighted officers by removing her pants and urinating all over the backseat of the police car.
Real talk, my testicles have crawled back up into my body just having read this, and I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to get them out now.
(via Shelby Star)