Woman Arrested for Squeezing Man’s Testicle Out of His Scrotum Pees in Cop Car

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jun 12, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 6 comments

Joyce Maxine Gregory: Ballbuster

A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

When police arrived to cart every man’s worst enemy off to the slammer, Gregory delighted officers by removing her pants and urinating all over the backseat of the police car.

Real talk, my testicles have crawled back up into my body just having read this, and I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to get them out now.

(via Shelby Star)

http://twitter.com/dizzyraybabe Desiré MacArthur

Ouch… :/
Slyjester

Sounds like she had a ball.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Donald/100001902906177 Stephanie Donald

Is it possible for you to NOT be misogynistic, Kevin Ferrell? This story has absolutely NO bearing on gay civil rights, no social merit and just like everything else on this site; you boosted it from someone else. Did you ever think that actually produce original content might be a better idea? Sooner or later someone is going to sue your butt off for violating copyright! When that happens I’m going to be sitting in my office chair shaking my head and thinking that I tried to warn you.

http://www.facebook.com/jokerpajamas John Kevin Perkins Jr.

I’m totally not trying to be rude or anything, but this site ALWAYS lifts content from other sites, and provides commentary. They link to the original source at the bottom.
Jacob Ryan

You’re not so much the very smart kind, are you? It’s a blog, not a recap of things he’s seen in his every day life. Not to mention, ever heard of a little thing called a source link? They’re on every single page. A blog about the daily news of his liking seems pretty fair when you consider he’s sourcing his stories and then commenting with his own comments (say “comments again, Jacob.)

As for the misogynistic accusations, that’s not what I got. I’m gay. I’m also a gay man. One with testicles. And seeing as Kevin is, as well. . . it seems we have something in common. And as two people with something in common, it’s only natural to want to share stories about other people with something in common (the man in question in the story also seems to have had them.) What he had that we don’t are the fact one of his got squished out of his sack. OUCH. I didn’t even know that was POSSIBLE (or perhaps I’d prefer to think it wasn’t. Either way. . .)

I found the story informative, a bit shocking, and willing to share it with my friends. So perhaps you could come down on your overtly feminist pedestal and just enjoy the story (or don’t. I don’t give a shit.) Good lord.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509006973 Christopher Tollefson

I cannot speak about whether or not there is any type of copyright infringement going on here for it is not a topic I am well informed about. What I can say is that your claim of misogyny being shown on the part of Kevin Ferrell is completely unfounded. How can you reasonably defend this claim? The story presented here tells of a person who was attacked by another person who caused serious bodily harm requiring medical attention. Now let’s say instead of a man having his sexual organs harmed by a woman what if it were the opposite? A women having serious damage done to her ovaries by an attacking male? Your use of the term misogynistic here does more than prove that you harbor some kind of prejudice against people with male sex organs it provides ammunition for anti-woman, feminist bashing fools. Your comment fuels the fire of true misogynists.

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