Bigot Dad Yada Yada Yadas Reason for His Arrest at Child’s Elementary School (Video)
Watch in absolute glee as David and Tonia Parker weave a delicious little yarn about that time that their son’s Massachusetts elementary school teacher read him a book that got father David arrested.
That’s it. Book, and then arrest, with scant details in between. David literally bridges the book to handcuffs portions of his tale with, “to make a long story short,” conveniently skipping the fact that he was arrested for trespassing at an elementary school and refusing to leave the grounds. Watch it all go down around the 2:40 mark.
Parker drops “to make a long story short” again in the video when it’s time to glaze over his humiliating defeat in court.
To make a long story short, this guy is a tool.