Dr. Oz Unveils The Poop Scale and His Fabulous Marzipan Turds
Don’t even think of embarrassing these brave, brave folks for talking about their butt acne, razor -toothed vaginas, toe fungus or thickets of body hair. This is a no shame zone, after all.
But by all means be awed by the glory of Dr. Oz’s Poop Scale at the halfway mark.
What are those little guys made of? Marzipan? Play-Doh? The real thing?