Practically Every Famous Man’s Butt in the World Appears in the New Magic Mike Trailer

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jun 14, 2012 in The Hyperbolist | 10 comments

Butts, butts, and more butts!

Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Johnny 5 (gold, not silver), the purple Teletubbie, Jack Donaghy, Jake Shears, Comet from Full House, three of the guys from One Direction (the two that are doing it and the funny looking one), Lance Bass, Mr. Okra, NPH, the guy from that Fleshlight movie, Rick Santorum, Pete Cashmore, the cast of the CW’s so-so Melrose Place remake, David Ramirez, Chris Welch, Zac Efron, Charmander and Jo Calderone all bare their asses in the latest (finally) NSFW trailer for male stripper thriller, Magic Mike.

Or maybe just some of those people. Whatever. There are still a whole bunch of bare butts in this minute of footage from the film.

If you like butts, and we know you do, then this is certainly shaping up to be the best cinematic experience of your entire life.

Which baby gives the best back in the trailer? Personally, it’s Charmander or bust. But hey, that’s just me.