Catholic Church Literally Blames the Devil for Leaking Illegal Money Laundering Story
Responding to the controversy surrounding leaked Vatican documents full of damning evidence about the Catholic Church illegally laundering money and ohhhh I dunno, maybe something about the church having something to do with the disappearance and burial of a young girl in a mafia tomb, a Vatican spokesperson today literally blamed the devil for the leaks.
“The truth is that there’s a will to create division that comes from the devil,” Cardinal Bertone said.
Ah yes, the devil. Worth noting, Bertone’s position is not that the devil made the Catholic Church do all of the criminal things it stands accused of. No, that was all the church.
The devil just told journalists about it.
Funny, it sure sounds like the devil is working on the side of the angels on this one.