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Let the Non-stop “Frienemies” Quoting Begin Right NOW (Video)
Two of the worst people ever sit down for lunch in this instant classic from the same spiritual aquifer that brought you Jessica & Hunter, Penelope and Bon Qui Qui.
Frienemies is The Next Great Homosexual Quote Geyser. Fact.
Ladies and gentlemen, get to slinging pithy new classics like:
“Your makeup is really heavy. It looks reeeeally good. But it’s really heavy.”
“No, I did a reeeeally hurtful text in the character of someone if they didn’t like you. That’s what makes it so funny! It’s like role play.”
“Yeah mine’s a little bit newer, a little less dated. It’s called the fresher than fresh, fresh is clean, clean clean, fresh fresh cleanse.”
“You’re doing the whole sleeping at night thing though? I just do two quick 15 minute naps a day and I am READY. TO. GO.”
“I am all about my core. Like, if it involves the core, like, my tree trunk, let’s, I sign right up. It’s my number one priority.”
You’re welcome.
Which line absolutely slays YOU?
