Tired of Pretending, Manhunt Offers Tom Cruise Lifetime Unlimited Membership
Faster than you can sing D-I-V-O-R-C-E, gay hookup emporium Manhunt has offered Tom Cruise a lifetime unlimited membership to their site.
In related news, the Tom Cruise divorce was all anyone could talk about in the Magic Mike audience on Saturday night. The pretty blond two seats to my right was overheard telling an epic story about a male pal of hers…ahem…fellating Cruise in a limo some time ago.
Long story short (get it?), Cruise was apparently a chatty Cathy who kept repeating, “Yeah, you’re sucking Tom Cruise’s dick!”
Allegedly, of course.
Now that Manhunt has just gone ahead and come out with it, are the rest of us free to stop pretending that Tom Cruise is a strapping, He-Man lady-killer?