Ruh-Roh! The Official Christian Tablet is a Homo-Loving, Gay Marriage-Endorsing Android!
Family Christian’s Edifi tablet, billed as the Christian tablet, has is now available to buy online! Hallelujah!
The tablet comes preloaded with 27 translations of the Bible, a streaming Christian radio app, a web browser that censors out all of the stuff on the internet actually worth seeing, tunes from Sister Act (seriously) and more free devotionals than you can shake a holy stick at!
The crackpot Christian geniuses who designed this marvelous piece of holy tech now just need to lay back, kick their shoes off and let the orders for this modified Android tablet come pouring in.
Bwahahahahaha! The official Christian tablet is built upon a gay marriage-loving, homoqueer Google-owned and operated Android operating system.
Sales of the Edifi Christian tablet will literally enrich the coffers of a company who is using its considerable resources to make marriage equality for LGBT people the law of the land in every country on the planet.
The comments on YouTube are divine!
but tablets were made by science
400×800 is a biblical resolution.
I think Android is not the right OS for this device. This guys think there is an invisible man in the sky, that the earth revolves around the sun, and that you must eat the flesh of a 2000 year old zombie jew. That theocracy is so unevolved it just screams windows 8.
This is just pathetic. I suppose if you use this you don’t get Amazon Leprosy, or Apple Gay cooties. All this shows is how SCARED Christians are of being exposed to anything at all that pops their bubble of ignorance. All that, and a resistive touch screen, an antique version of Android, and a resolution bad enough to make a smartphone from 2007 blush.
Secure Boot is work of the devil, mind you.
Does the Lord work in mysterious ways, or what?