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TSA Determines Man’s 13 Inch Penis To Be a “Biological Threat”

Posted by on Jul 17, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 21 comments

Jonah Falcon: Packing Heat

The world is a safer place today thanks to the courageous efforts of the TSA in identifying a biological threat in the form of a Jonah Falcon’s 13 inch penis.

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’”

“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.

As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his “very noticeable” package — and interpreted it as a biological threat.

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,” Falcon said. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Falcon claims to have the world’s biggest penis, but has he cleared this resume builder with The Man With The World’s Biggest Penis?

Between delaying this enormous penis from boarding its flight, and the homophobic United passenger who was banned from boarding her flight after calling a gay employee a faggot, the friendly skies are certainly having their most interesting week in quite some time.

Boner bonus: Falcon’s impressive inches were documented on an episode of Strange Sex.

Keep up the good work, TSA!

(via HuffPo)