Why Didn’t Beyonce Think of That: Countdown (Gay Boy in a Snuggie Version)
Killing me softly! Real talk, if you aren’t in fact a gay boy,
KKPalmer Ton Do-Nguyen, we apologize. But something tells us that a handsome chap that’s confident enough to A) Rock out to Beyonce for all the world to see, and B) Do said rocking in a Snuggie, probably has balls the size of watermelons.
Well, now that we’ve (lovingly) called you gay and (flatteringly) remarked upon your melon-sized genitals, we’re just going to stop talking and leave everyone with the absolute modern marvel that is the Countdown (Snuggie Version).
Work. And work. And work!
And just in case you aren’t 100% completely blown away by the grace, talent and magnetism of this precious young man, watch the video all over again in a scene by scene comparison with Bey’s original.
Beyonce, can we get this guy some sort of Sasha Fierce scholarship, STAT? Can you throw a little of that ROC Nation spousal money or some of those Independent Women Part 2 royalties at this prodigy? PLEASE?