World’s Worst Person, George Zimmerman Says It Was God’s Plan for Him to Kill Trayvon
Alleged child molester and oh yeah, stone cold killer of a teenager, George Zimmerman sat down with
the good folks at Fox News to clear a couple things up about this sullied reputation.
Like how God wanted him to kill Trayvon Martin! Had any of us bothered to check with God’s publicist, we would have learned that Zimmerman gunning down that child was all part of the lord’s plan. Whoops!
Real talk, when even Sean Hannity is squeeming in his seat over your obnoxiously unrepentant answers, it is probably best to back the truck up and come at the country with a new line of talk. Not even all of the softballing in the world from the Fox News team could get Zimmerman to admit to a single regret about the evening he murdered a child. Not one regret!
And that’s why we are thrilled to announce that you, George Zimmerman, are officially the World’s Worst Person.
Watch the clip, sound off in the comments below, and then get thee to a shower to scrub the stank of humanity’s worst off your eyeballs and eardrums.