Boston Mayor Bans Chick-Fil-A Restaurants from City!
Mayor Thomas Menino just plucked and fried the heck out of Chick-Fil-A’s proposed Boston restaurants, telling the homophobic company to get the cluck out of Boston!
“That’s the Freedom Trail. That’s where it all started right here. And we’re not going to have a company, Chick-fil-A or whatever the hell the name is, on our Freedom Trail.”
“If they need licenses in the city, it will be very difficult — unless they open up their policies,” he warned.
The homophobic chicken-slingers have reportedly been pursuing leases on properties to open at least two locations near City Hall and Boston’s Holocaust Memorial.
Have you ever been so singularly impressed with a politician before in your life as you are this very second?
(via Boston Memorial c/o my dear pal Dennis)