Why Didn’t Anybody Invite Us to the NPH-Elton John Gay, Gay Family Summer Vacation?
Is it weird that this photo of Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka,
sons children Harper Grace Burtka-Harris and Gideon Scott Burtka-Harris, Elton John, David Furnish and son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John (Yes, that’s the poor kid’s name. But don’t feel too badly for him; Lady Gaga is his honest to God godmother!) is one of the best things to happen to me all summer long?
The Kings of Gay West and East divisions are currently on what can only be described as the gayest family summer vacation in the history of the world. Fact.
Meanwhile in Brentwood, Matt Bomer is furiously Facetiming with Ricky Martin about not being invited, while Ellen and Portia sit in matching hers and hers Born To Die thrones (Yes, with the tigers) folding and unfolding their hands whispering, “this pleases the Gamesmasters” over and over again.
Have fun, gents! And let a brother in on some of that next year!