The 7 Fabulously Gay Wedding Cakes You’ll Want to Cut Into

Posted by Derek Lactaoen on Aug 19, 2012 in Style | 13 comments

Let’s just call it like it is, y’all: Gays should be able to marry the man of their dreams and eat him, too.

Wait. I think I botched that one.

Gays should be able to marry the man of their dreams. And they should be able to have their cake and eat it, too.

There we go. In honor of that, here are the seven wedding cakes that look delightfully brilliant, super fabulous, and definitely delicious:

1. Pomp and Pastels

2. It’s like if Ursula wore rainbows.

3. Dear Christ please tell me those are fake.

4. Fruit or skittles? Fruit or skittles? Why not both?

5. Rainbow is the new black. Or something.

6. Too pretty to eat. Too hungry to stop myself.

7. I’ll give you a piece of my heart(s).

So let’s have it Booty Readers. Which cake do you want to cut into on your wedding day?

Or are you like me and want all the cakes?

(Photos via Cakes Decor, megdaegg, X)

http://www.facebook.com/Omikronescence Rehyan Abdiel Correa

I don’t want my cake to have rainbows on it…
Guest

I’m sorry but why does everything gay have to include a rainbow…it’s like all of these cakes were made with the rainbow stereotype in mind…ugh…

Guest

This is the kind of cake I would want…

http://www.facebook.com/Only1JediMaster Bennett Jackson

Why does everything gay have to include a rainbow??? I’m sorry, but it looks like these cakes were made with the rainbow stereotype in mind. Personally I would never have a wedding cake with a rainbow on it…I have included a picture of the cake I would like.

tony romo

so no rainbow, because that’s to stereotypical, but a cake with primarily feminine design features does not further the stereotype that all gay men are just like women right.

http://www.facebook.com/LordArtemis Michael Artemis Harris

Personally, I don’t think any of these cakes look good. I think the whole rainbow thing is way played out and annoying and honestly, if I were going to have a wedding, I would not have a rainbow coloured cake… I don’t know why anyone would. It just looks tacky. You can be gay and show gay pride without turning everything into a rainbow.
http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

Wow, people are getting a little crazy over these cakes.

Am I going to have a bedazzled multi-colored cake at my wedding? Nope, but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to appreciate all of the fun cakes above!

No, not everything needs to include a rainbow, nor does having a traditional cake perpetuate stereotypes about all gay men being uber-feminine, nor does having a super-macho cake make you any more of a “man” than anyone else. It’s a cake, not a personal manifesto about your beliefs and gender role.
Lighten up, folks. It’s not your wedding, so relax.
http://twitter.com/MikoSquiz Miko the Squiz

I would not have any of those, no. I’d have one that looks like a car, or possibly a Super Mario level.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1005919520 Erica LeVan

Hm they are all pretty, but I think simple is sometimes better in my case. If a cake looks too pretty I feel like I’m ruining someone’s art by eating it (and therefore ultimately literally rendering all their hard work to shit). To each their own, though. Then again I never gave much thought to what kind of wedding cake I’d want. Cake is the last thing on my mind. lol I’ll get the partner first, then worry about the cake and everything else.
Hot Stuff

I think I would just want a nice big chocolate cake.
http://www.facebook.com/reptyle216 Brad Johnson

My only problem with big fancy wedding cakes is that the outer covering is always fondant, which gives that smooth, flawless satin look, but I don’t like how it actually tastes. Show me a baker who can make miracles with buttercream frosting and we’ll talk.
RustyBurrell

I think my faves are 2, 3 and 6
http://www.facebook.com/people/Chreiya-Sonia-Zaari/100001967165977 Chreiya Sonia Zaari

I really love the roses one… or the butterfly one~

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