Male Birth Control Pill Could Be a Bisexual Man’s Savior
Did I remember condoms?
Is she on the pill?
Is the pull-out method effective? (Spoiler alert: it’s not.)
But a new birth control pill benignly named “JQ1” could be the answer to many-a bisexual man’s prayers.
The combination of the words “penetrate” and “testis” aside, that’s pretty exciting news.
Even better news?
- No loss of sex drive.
- Continued sperm production once you stop taking the pill.
- No side effects.
At least no side effects, yet. Researchers don’t anticipate any functioning drug soon, though. Bi men and our straight bruddahs will have to wait another two-to-five years or longer for JQ1 to be completely tested and for it to reach the market.
Considering that up to 49 percent of 2006 births were unplanned (read: accidents), this pill could be the kitty’s titties. But until then? Good old-fashioned condoms, y’all.
If you go into heat, package your meat (… also applies to picnics).