The GOP National Convention Beefs Up Its Grindr Bandwith (Funny or Die)
In just a few days, thousands of closeted Republicans will arrive in Tampa, Florida to chitty-chat policy while the sun is up, and roll around in the bushes with other self-hating GOP homos under the pale moonlight.
To prepare for the onslaught, Grindr is beefing up their bandwith to ensure maximum convenience for those who plan on forgetting they’re straight as soon as they hit Floridian airspace.
“We get you, Republicans. You vote against gay rights while making out with the manager at your local Vidal Sassoon.”
Balonga Tonys, anyone?