UK Christian Group Warns Gay Marriage Causes Abortions; is Bad with Math
On some planet, in an alternate reality splintered far, far away from our own where the laws of mathematics twist and turn in entirely different ways, this makes sense.
The flyer also says that “statistics show that unborn babies are four or five times more likely to be aborted outside real marriage.”
SPUC define “real marriage” as that which “recognises the difference between men and women.”
However, SPUC’s claim that same-sex marriages – if legalised – were more likely to lead to the abortion of unborn babies within those very marriages, was not fully explained.
I can’t believe I have to explain this here, but listen up, SPUC. I’m gonna booksmart you on some babymaking real quick.
It takes tremendous consideration, resources and actual family planning for a lesbian couple to become pregnant. A quick Googling reveals that there is not much study on the abortion rates of lesbian couples, but with good reason; Because it doesn’t happen.
And a married male couple, try as they might, cannot bring a child forth of their own volition. You can pour Miracle Grow into a pot everyday for a year, but without a bulb planted in the soil, you ain’t getting no tulips.
SPUC, take a peek in the mirror, dears. You look ridiculous.