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Bow Wow Offers $2500 Bounty to Slap the Piss Out of Hacker Who Tweeted Gay Naptime Pic

Child star turned moderately successful sort of still famous I guess person, Bow Wow, is embroiled in a wild, wild west Twitter standoff with a hacker who used Bow’s account to blast a photo of two men napping together out into the ethers.

Like any sane and rational person exactly nobody, Bow Wow chose not to contact Twitter to have his account restored in favor of offering a $2500 bounty to anyone who finds the hacker and, ahem, slaps the piss out of him.

— TheOnlySeven (@7_I_Am) August 21, 2012

But real talk, am I the only one who thinks that somebody with photos like, ohhhh I don’t know, this one of he and Soulja Boy embracing in their underwear has gayer skeletons in his closet than a nap shot of two snuggly men?

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