Someday We Are All Going to Feel Very Embarrassed That Darren Criss was Famous

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Aug 24, 2012 in Art + Culture | 30 comments

Darren Criss, a bottle of curl juice and a wind machine cover Madonna’s Dress You Up in this very uncomfortable promotional video for Fashion’s Night Out 2012.

Which is to say that the event had access to Usher, Taylor Swift, Posh Spice, Justin Bieber and hell, even Kristen Wiig, but FNO tapped Kurt Hummel’s boyfriend to sing their theme song.

Major props to Criss and his team of alchemists for transforming an excellent Katy Perry cover into whatever it is that he does now exactly.

But mark my words, this young man is a pair of hammerpants personified. You’ll see.

KateWest

People with brains are already embarrassed that Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber or Katy Perry are famous.

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

Not the point. Not even a little bit the point!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnathan-Stout/607199579 Johnathan Stout

Then what is?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

that everything about this is DISGUSTING! -dr. spaceman on 30 rock

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1090838010 Mark Bury

I unfortunately agree with you on this one, except for the Gaga part she has some merit.

astoria300

Someday we are all going to feel very embarrassed that we all fell for so many instances of link baiting.
http://www.facebook.com/kylzunk David Michael Jones

No! no! no. Have you seen his videos on YouTube?? He has value! He has almost preternaturally uncontrollable curls! Will there ever NOT be a need for cute young straight guys for us to drool over?? (appropriately aged US of course!)

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

NEVER.
http://www.facebook.com/Cheatara Jillian Hadley

Seriously…he covers DUCK TALES on youtube. How can you not love that?

http://www.facebook.com/g.alex.fox Khai Fox

This just seems mean and stupid. Kind of like the majority of your posts…
Guest

Are you high?! Darren Criss has talent oozing out his EARS! The point can SING! You mock him yet you say nothing about Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber? Both of whom would better serve America by fading into obscurity….
http://www.facebook.com/shane.mcgarry Shane McGarry

Are you high?! Darren Criss has talent oozing out his EARS! The boy can SING! You mock him yet you say nothing about Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber? Both of whom would better serve America by fading into obscurity….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

If it was bieber singing this for them, i’d boycott. lol

http://www.facebook.com/clintpearson Clint Pearson

I love Darren Criss so much
http://www.facebook.com/tonyocarlyle Tony O Carlyle

I love Darren!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?
http://www.facebook.com/Lexander87 Alexander Michael White

The fact that you gave Justin Bieber any credibility over Darren Criss renders this entire post invalid.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

bayamn.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=779414011 Olivia Ochoa

Moonshoes Potter, traipsing the galaxy in his starship!

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

Cute!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=840323488 Stephen Harvey

why would any one care about any of this?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=840323488 Stephen Harvey

why would any one care about any of this?
Phil Mata

I-I don’t understand. Is this a music video, or a promotional ad?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Stuart/100001006449261 Daniel Stuart

Be careful, your true identity as a bitchy, judgmental club queen who spends his life talking about others behind there back so people wont notice his flaws is showing. This post is neither clever nor contains any news or worthwhile information and only manages to paint you as mean and undeservedly snobby.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Stuart/100001006449261 Daniel Stuart

Oh yea one more thing you also accomplished all that while simultaneously mocking a prom for a charity event that will benefit THE NEW YORK AIDS FUND! How much tackyer could you be right now.
http://www.facebook.com/derichardson1 Daniel Edward Richardson

Wow, this just seems bitchy and sad. Guess not everyone can have as much significance in the world as an Unicorn Booty… are you a reporter? Let’s say blogger. So stop trying everyone!
http://twitter.com/ArchiesCrush Victoria

Darren is extremely talented and a class act. He deserves every bit of success coming his way. That is all.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Baan/100000490485875 Erik Baan

And of course he is cute as hell.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

I don’t care, HE’S HOT!!!!! he’s gorgeous, with his scruffy face, and superman good looks. anywho. All was going well until I was visually assaulted by justin bieber. Dear god, I do hate him with a passion. wow. I literally have a revulsion to his image.
http://www.facebook.com/Cheatara Jillian Hadley

What he does is rock at being adorable…he was way awesome before glee, I mean, he wrote a harry potter musical… He’ll continue to be awesome after glee.
Steve

why has no one commented that this song is NOT a Katy Perry cover… It’s Madonna! Like vintage Madonna at that. gay cards all around people, hand ‘em over.

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