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Pat Robertson Advises Man to Beat His Wife

“Help me, Pat Robertson! My wife is all uppity and crass! She’s become a real problem. What should I dooooo?”

Real talk, when I saw this video popping up all over Facebook today, I thought that surely everyone was massaging old Patty’s words a bit.

But then you watch the video and OOPS, no, Pat Robertson is really telling a man to beat his wife into submission. Twice. And to move to Saudi Arabia if he wishes to avoid the long arm of the American law. I mean, the scripture is very clear on this, you guys!

But how will he get his disrespectful wife to the Middle East for her beating, I wonder?

Lovely man, that Pat Robertson.