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Peekabooty! The New NFL Uniforms Have See-Through Asses!

Posted by on Sep 11, 2012 in Style | 3 comments

The fruits of the Nike-NFL mega deal that saw the athletic wear manufacturer take on the exclusive production rights of every football team’s uniforms made their spectacular debut on Sunday. And by spectacular, we mean spectacular.

Surprise!

It turns out your hometown leather bar, The Eagle, was a silent partner on the design team, and the entire NFL is now suiting up in see-through pants.

“Designed and engineered from the inside out, the new uniform focuses on creating a system where the baselayer, padding, jersey and pant work in concert,” Nike notes in its press release.

Of course, advances in technology come with unintended consequences or unfortunate byproducts — or both, if you happened to be watching the Lions-Rams game Sunday.

Are see-through pants and jockstraps the new ladies low-rise jeans and thongs? Is Britney Spears to thank for this fashion statement? Do 300 lb. bare asses bring more or less enjoyment to the game for straight men spectating at home? And is it too late to score season tickets?

Woof.

(via The PostGame)