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In Some Alternate Reality, Elton from Clueless was Jack in Titanic (Rare Video)
Super rare unseen footage of a blond Kate Winslet screentesting for her role in Titanic alongside Elton from Clueless – Jeremy Sisto – has our minds stuck in a Butterfly Effect alternate reality tizzy.
One can only assume that in this particular alternate universe, Elton, whose blood is full of Beverly Hills sunshine, is able to fight off hypothermia for long enough to escape the icy fate that Jack met.
Plus, Elton’s unparalleled Suck & Blow skills meant that he just whistled the damn rescue boat over himself. Rose never even had to get wet.
Elton and Rose no doubt lived happily ever after, in part off the riches that pawning the Heart of the Ocean brought them.
Britney Spears, drunk off power and the intoxicating Martian atmosphere, never received the gem from the brave astronaut that first stepped onto the red planet. With no tribute to offer, the young man was executed on the spot by the men of manband 98* those grizzly warriers in the goggles and overalls.
Finally, rather than have a pleasant Twitter conversation with the Martian Empress, the Mars Curiosity Rover was seized on the spot and ultimately destroyed, setting back the American space program twenty years and close to 20 billion dollars.
Elton, man. Elton.
