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Malaysia Warns Parents of Unintentionally Hilarious Signs That Their Kids Might be Gay
Malaysia’s Ministry of Education (LOLZ!) has provided parents with guidelines and warning signs for determining if their children are gay. And yes, they are hilarious!
- Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes’
- ‘Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes’
- ‘Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out’
Parents of lesbians receive less descript, but no less ostentatiously broad characteristics.
Potential lesbians apparently ‘distance themselves from other women… besides their female companions’, ‘like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women’ and ‘have no affection for men’.
Basically, you know your son is gay if he is Lauren Conrad. And your daughter might be a lesbian is she is Justin Bobby.
There. Why couldn’t they just say that?
Deputy Education Minister Mohd Puad Zarkashi debuted the warning signs in seminar in Penang titled, ‘Parenting in addressing the issue of LGBTs’. Because of course he did.
Ugh. It would be funny if countless LGBT Malaysians weren’t now being given the once-over every single time they walk into a room.
Get it together, Malaysia. Not cool.
(via Gay Star News)
