END OF DAYS! San Francisco Considers Public Nudity Ban

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Sep 17, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 7 comments

A few (Dozen? Hundred? Thousand?) bad apples in cock rings are ruining San Francisco’s longstanding public nudity allowance for everyone.

Will this statue of David Beckham be forced to cover up?

The current laws on the books allow public nudity in San Francisco if a person is not “visibly sexually aroused,” but ah ah ahhhh, what’s this?

“Men have been told they will be arrested on the spot if they are wearing a cock ring,” said Mitch Hightower, a nudist who runs a website about public nudity and organizes a yearly Nude In at the Castro’s Jane Warner Plaza the Saturday of Folsom Street Fair weekend. “Since Pride people have reported to me of being hassled for wearing cock rings. I don’t wear one but I have observed” men being approached by the police.

“There is a difference between being naked and making a political statement and then wearing jewelry that brings attention to one’s genital areas,” said gay San Francisco police Sergeant Chuck Limbert, the LGBT liaison at Mission Station, whose jurisdiction covers the Castro neighborhood. “We have been getting a lot more pressure from the community to do some enforcement in regard to the public nudity and what is going on up there.”

Limbert insisted there is no specific police department policy regarding cock rings and denied that there were “cock ring patrols” on the hunt in the Castro.

Cock ring patrols?! What is going on in San Francisco?!

Lest we not agree that some pejazzling does not a raging problem make, District 8 Supervisor Scott Weiner tries to get our blood pumping with this bit of scandalous information:

“Over the last year and a half the situation has gotten more extreme. There are more of them out there,” said Wiener. “And it is not just the plaza. I have gotten reports of them walking by elementary schools and walking by Girl Scout troops. They are doing really obnoxious, irresponsible things.”

We’d be more inclined to subscribe to Weiner’s accusation of cock ring gangs harassing elementary school students if that weren’t just about the tiredest trope in the anti-gay playbook. As in, “How will I teach my children about gay marriage?” and “Homosexuals are infiltrating our elementary schools!”

So what say you, unicorn-on-the-street? Have any of our San Franciscorns encountered cock ring trubs out in the wilds of the Castro? And has anybody had a boner ruin their vacation while playing tourist in the Bay Area?

Sound off in the comments below!

(via Bay Area Reporter)

http://www.facebook.com/justin.hook.100 Justin Hook

why the hell would you wear a cock ring while your naked in public it seems a lot of guys in sanfrancissco have selfesteem issues with there sizes, honestly if your going to be naked in public do it for feeling free not feeling aroused, gosh people these days
steven chambers

Any guy wearing a nasty cock is just disgusting. Who needs one anyway. Aren’t they for guys who’s dick won’t stay hard. Either way its gross.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Kynthia-Alice/100001009247368 Kynthia Alice

I would love to go topless in SF I am not likely to show my crotch however.
http://www.facebook.com/ben.wood.332 Ben Wood

Makes a memorable experience in the castro, over from Aus on holiday, wandering down the street, Man just wandering around in a cock ring. What got me though was that 5hrs later when we came out of the club he was still wandering around. This was in early spring, really wasnt that warm outside.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Andre-Washington/100001692943965 Andre’ Washington

what do cockrings have to do with being gay? isn’t the basis for this article nudists wearing cockrings in san francisco and how that applies to their public nudity policies. I think if anyone is taking advantage of the leaneancy to walk around nude in front of elementary schools and girl scout troops, they’re probably pedophiles or exhibitionist, and not nessecarily gay.
or am i wrong?
http://www.facebook.com/oliverjesse Jesse Oliver Sanford

erm these comments sound like they come from people who’ve never worn cockrings. they are really like any other kind of jewelry. they don’t necessarily make your penis hard or larger, and there is no reason you should be more illegal wearing one … which means you are showing LESS crotch, hello, because your scrotum base is covered. i live in the heart of the castro and the nudity doesn’t bother me at all. the anti-nudist thing is plain old sex panic, as kevin farrell rightly points out above. it’s a bad move for scott weiner and a blatant affront to san francisco values.
http://www.facebook.com/212kelvin Kevin Alves

this is pain old silly. a few complain over and over and over. it’s not the majority, I can tell you. the majority of people either dint care put support nudity. when one complainer yelled at me, the Pele in the street told him to shut up. they were in sort of the naked person. prudish Pele want it to change. leave if you don’t like it.

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