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Underwear Model Saves the World by Castrating Sugar Daddy with Corkscrew

Posted by on Sep 17, 2012 in Genital Warfare | 4 comments

As the old Heroes saying goes, Save the cheerleader Castrate the sugar daddy, save the world.

“The world is a better place now,” lithe Portuguese underwear model Renato Seabra, 22, told officials as Portuguese fashion writer Carlos Castro, 65, lay bludgeoned and strangled to death in their Times Square hotel room in January, 2011, according to police testimony today in the horrific murder.

Bludgeoned is really just a polite way of saying that homeboy used a corkscrew to cully castrate the older man, who by the way had been bankrolling his lifestyle in exchange for some sexytimes, out of fear that the virus of homosexuality was spreading throughout the world from a specific point of origin.

That point of origin of course being Castro’s testicles.

Scrost? Ghrotum?

A gay man is dead, a hotel room is haunted by a scrotum-shaped ghost (It occurs to me that ghosts are already kind of inverted scrotums, are they not?), and Seabra is either headed to a psych ward for life or jail for 25 years. But don’t worry; “The world is a better place now.”

(via NY Post)