We’re Officially Revoking Rupert Everett’s Gay Card for Saying Two Dads Can’t Cut It
Rupert Everett – former best gay of Madonna herself, trailblazing actor who publicly came out at the height of his fame, star of gay dad film The Next Best Thing – can’t think of anything worse than being a child raised by two fathers.
What kind of f#@kery is this?
“She [Rupert's mother, Sara] thinks children need a father and a mother and I agree with her. Some people might not agree with that. Fine! That’s just my opinion.
“I’m not speaking on behalf of the gay community. In fact, I don’t feel like I’m part of any ‘community’. The only community I belong to is humanity and we’ve got too many children on the planet, so it’s good not to have more.”
With that said, by the powers invested in me as your big, gay shepherd and unicorn tamer, I’d like to go ahead and officially revoke the hell out of Rupert Everett’s gay card.
You don’t want to be a member of the LGBT community? No problem at all, Mr. Everett. We’re no longer interested in having you or anyone else who chooses to allow a perverse self-hate and shame trump actual science on the subject of child rearing on the team.
Every single study ever commissioned by every single reputable source has come to the identical conclusion that children raised by same-sex parents fare exactly as well as those raised by a father and a mother.
Turn in your horn and gay card to my desk by the end of the workday, Mr. Everett. We’re done here.
Can YOU, dear reader, think of anything worse than having two dads? Anything at all! Sound off in the comments below.