The Scumfrog Hires Mitt Romney as Publicist
The Scumfrog’s weekly podcast sees heavy rotation here at UB HQ as Nicky and I danced our butt off to homeboy’s Robot Heart set at Burning Man all of ten seconds after falling crazy-go-nuts in love at first sight a few years back.
So it is with great pleasure that I share Scumfrog’s Facebook status from earlier this morning.
“47% of people who come to my gigs are total losers. I am really not going to make an effort to ever entertain those people. Besides, many of those losers don’t pay to get in because they are on the guest list, and they will never buy my T-shirt. Then they go home, and the next morning they listen to the Black Eyed Peas in their pathetic working class showers. I’d have a better chance to becoming the world’s most famous DJ if I were Hispanic.”
His faux press release is obviously a play on the secret video obtained by Mother Jones that historians will look back upon and say pretty much put the nail in the coffin regarding Mitt Romney’s chances at winning the presidency.
Dance along with Nicky and I each week by downloading the Glam Scum International podcast on iTunes. And be a dear and VOTE come November.