Watch: Every Woman King of the Gays NPH Has Sexed Up As Lady-Killer Barney Stinson
Admittedly, I’ve never seen an episode of, well, any program airing on CBS since maybe the first season of Survivor when I was like 14. So while I adore me some NPH, I don’t exactly follow his career outside the occasional Harold & Kumar movie.
So it’s akin to walking through an existential gay corn maze to watch Harris brag about banging something like 300 bajillion women of upstanding moral character in this supercut of all of his sexy conquests on How I Met Your Mother across all 37 seasons.
Also, Britney Spears!
So yes, NPH has sexed up every working actress in Los Angeles. But WHO’S ON TOP?